i don’t buy it.

how? how can nick cannon, a man i grew up watching on nickelodeon, be the husband of mariah carey? and did you see that tattoo? that’s why i love home. cuz my mom gets people magazine, and i don’t miss things like this.

bottom left. look at his tattoo! what!? WHAT!? it says “mariah” in huge, funny looking font! i still can’t buy it. it’s gotta be some kinda publicity stunt. and $2.5 on a wedding ring? what did i tell you about that celeb lifestyle i’m craving? slim thug said, “just pay me money out the anus, i won’t do no complainin’.” they definitely $#!tted nick cannon out some cash somewhere during his career for him to throw money around like that. i feel like if i knew nick, we’d be tight as thieves (my mom says that phrase, i’m jacking it.) though. i’m just saying.

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2 Responses to “i don’t buy it.”


  1. 1 Yianni Garcia

    i don’t buy it either. $2.5 million for a ring? drumline didn’t pay that much.

  2. 2 Ashlee

    Mariah Carey also has a tattoo on her neck that says Mrs. Cannon, right below her hairline.

    And I’m not sure about the ring deal, but Nick Cannon’s definitely been doing something right. He pulled Christina Milian and that Victoria Secret model and now Mariah Carey. He’s seems like such a goofball, but I guess that’s just part of his charm…

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