Monthly Archive for May, 2008

hit your free throws.

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on May 15, 2008
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you should never miss them. i’m biased. in my junior season, i shot 15 free throws, and made all of them. and i was a benchwarmer. (editor’s note: don’t get it twisted. ask around, i will rock you in some pickup. give me like a week to practice my lay-ups though.)

tony parker’s the only guy who gets a pass.

a life-size, cardboard cutout of his own desperate housewife. he missed both, and they eventually lost the game. now they’re down 3-2 to new orleans, and on the verge of losing the series. blown.

look how happy homeboy with the sign is, too. judgement day is today, though. 9 pm on ESPN to see chris paul and the hornets rock them.

latarian milton is back at it like a crack addict!

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on May 14, 2008
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i didn’t think he’d be back with such vengance, but the bamma is indeed back in full form, and this time, nobody’s safe. not even his own famiy members.

i like the way the person from dlisted wrote it, so i’m just copy and pasting the entire article from their page:

Remember that little 7-year-old peach who took his memaw’s car for a joyride last month? He said he did it because “doing bad things is fun” and he wanted to do “hood rat stuff with friends.” Well, he’s struck again. Literally. Latarian Milton was taken in for a mental health evaluation after he allegedly beat down his grandma inside a Wal-Mart in South Florida over some chicken wings.

Latarian’s grandma, Vikkita Stratford, told WPBF that it all started when he asked her to buy him some chicken wings at Wal-Mart. When she refused, Latarian ordered them anyway. Vikkita went to confront him and that’s when the party started.

She said, “He just started hitting me — just started hitting me in front of the whole Wal-Mart. Every one in there was upset.” Latarian was taken to a local hospital by police for a 72-hour mental health evaluation. Vikkita blames his parents. She said all he has “ever seen was his parents do physical and abusive and verbal things.”

She also worried about what might happen once he gets released. She better be! Vikkita better lock all her doors, sleep with a bat by her bed and keep a necklace of garlic around her neck. Scratch that garlic. He’ll just eat the garlic necklace right off of her.

I mean, he beat his grandma over Wal-Mart’s chicken wings? That shit isn’t even chicken! It’s probably rat meat. He beat his poor grandma over rat meat!

This is reason #456 on why I don’t have kids. The minute Latarian put his hands on me, I would immediately blackout. I would wake up in a padded room, in a straitjacket with a morphine drip in my arm.

LOL. i don’t even believe it. shout out to nat and kayla for this joint, too. they love them some latarian.

[video] n*e*r*d - everyone nose

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on May 14, 2008
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if you didn’t already figure it out, this is the unofficial n*e*r*d fan page. yzr.

insomniac. cont’d.

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on May 14, 2008
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i’ve officially been awake for over 24 hours. i feel like david blaine preparing for 13 days of no sleep. i feel like i gotta just stay up another 24. so i needed to pump up the jam, ASAP.

there’s no one who doesn’t like this song. it’s so good, i feel like i need to dig in the archives and throw it your way. i’m predicting at least 300 DL’s of the joint…watch.

download: technotronic - pump up the jam

make my day!

food for thought.

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on May 14, 2008
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i haven’t slept for almost an entire day. so why not throw a food for thought at y’all.

chris brown is too slick. and rihanna is bad. why is everybody making a big deal about catching them in public together? we already know they date, right!? and aren’t they so much flyer than nick and mariah? and do you think jay and beyonce are mad that they aren’t getting the paparazzi on them like they used to due to this new power couple?

skateboard p wearing vans? that’s crucial. for the first time since he started his own label, we see him in something other than some ice creams. lieutenant dan and i both agree that too many haters thought n*e*r*d was down  and out like 3 months ago. now they’ve just toured with kanye and have tracks leaking like lupe’s first album. i’m calling it now…they’ll go gold. and gold is the new platinum. belee’ dat.

she wins life. nobody is as sexy as ms. keys. how come we don’t know who she’s dating though? not even as much as a hint!? come on! somebody tell her to holler at me. immediately.

[throwback] michael jackson - jam.

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on May 14, 2008
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remember when michael jackson was great? when he used to have video premieres on network television? when people used to faint at his concerts? i do. and that’s why i’m putting this up.

why is this picture so monumental? well, for one, there are the two best MJ’s in the world, playing one on one. sure, the little guy is about to get rocked by the best basketball player of all time (besides kobe bryant). his defensive stance is subpar at best, and those shoes aren’t even suitable for bowling. i don’t even think he’s looking at the ball. and he’s entirely too excited. he’s done for, just like gary coleman. but does it look like he cares? this is like the mid-90’s. he’s just happy to still be black, guys. after this game, he’s going home to a roller coaster ride with his buddy bubbles.

guys…that’s bubbles. the monkey. we shoulda known something was wrong when his best friend throughout his career was an animal. his first best friend was named ben, the mouse that he found in his house as a kid. his dad eventually killed it, as i found out in “the jacksons: an american dream” (on VH1 back in the day. you know you watched it!). he wrote a song about it, too.

and why didn’t more people praise the originality of his ad-libs? also, peep heavy d and kriss kross in the video below.


[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=13ZGZexsaFo[/youtube]

fact: my parents are somehow cool with heavy d, and when we had house parties back in the day, he would be the DJ. is that not insane?

i digress. download the joint here, because you know you didn’t have it in your iTunes.

download: michael jackson - jam

BONUS: dj ayres’ michael jackson supa mix (courtesy of the fader)

[video] bron bron sons his mother, in the middle of the game.

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on May 13, 2008
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oh boy. after paul pierce hits lebron with a hard but reasonable foul, gloria james, sitting courtside, decides to come at paul sideways.

lebron ain’t havin’ it. it went something like this:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl_9z35fz54[/youtube]

if i ever told my mom to sit her ass down, i don’t think i’d live to see tomorrow. the least he could do was win that game after that. and he did. props to odenized for the clip. and look how blown paul pierce is in the picture! he’s furious. and KG’s all about having fun on the court, but he looks shook about 12 seconds deep into the video. gives bron bron the look like, “damn. i ain’t neva hit my mama wit that one before, son.”

and haven’t this year’s playoffs been amazing?

[audio] marky - sheila

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on May 13, 2008
in music and welcome to DC
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dc’s own marky, with a ferocious joint. sounds like a little prince-ish (you know, arguably the greatest artist of all time?) to me. a different sound than what i’ve heard of his before, but i dig it. shout out to the entire studio 43 family & entourage, cuz they all #*$& with the blog. interview coming soon…but for now, check him out on his myspace page to see what he’s all about. and if you didn’t know, he has signed to SRC/universal. more DMV talent in the industry. can we get some producers in there, too? i’m just saying.

download: marky - sheila

i’ll cise you wit some footage, too. scream tour ‘07.

this is why coach leftwich didn’t play me.

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on May 13, 2008
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because i had no worth ethic! ok, i had work ethic. but was it like homeboy below?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmtIeVrr8uM[/youtube]

props to my little cousin for the clip.

suge is tko’d. oh boy!

Published
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on May 12, 2008
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that pic says 1,000 words. that’s the same guy that dangled vanilla ice over a balcony. there’s like 40 other pictures, too. check them here. he definitely got ROCKED. shout out to nahright for the pics (via tmz).

[audio] everyone nose (remix) - n*e*r*d feat. kanye, lupe, pusha t!

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on May 12, 2008
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download: n*e*r*d feat. kanye, lupe, and pusha t - everyone nose (remix)

killer, dude. everybody wrecks their verse. new beat is insane. can radio play it though!? i think so. too many stars on the joint not to. this is that C.R.S. that they’ve been talking about? crucial. and lupe talking about cocaine? interesting, to say the least! shout out to pocket full of paper, by the way! keep the blog up, barron (and co)!

top 5 emcees. i need everybody to comment & argue/co-sign with the list.

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on May 12, 2008
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MTV’s thing for best MC in the game is ridiculous. how can styles p be leading with 22% of the vote? mind you, it’s 7:48 am on monday. things may change. but it should go like this:

yea, that’s right. that’s andre 3 stacks. then it goes lupe aka lupin the third, mr. dwayne carter aka birdman jr., your neighborhood pusha, and kanye, tip harris are tied. and bromwich told me that i forgot black thought (of the roots) in his comment, and he’s flippin’ right. that list is in no particular order. so it’s really like 7.

also, realize andre even put out a non-rap album, and it was impeccable. as well as all his other endeavors (animated tv show, clothing line, acting). get your old outkast cd’s out if you don’t co-sign. he’s always been ill. just ask nas vegas.

where’s the self-proclaimed greatest rapper alive, OG version? jay is retired in my book, so he’s no longer in the game. but he still fries people like it’s his job. make sure you pay close attention at 25 seconds in.

“you know better than that.” WOW.

i don’t buy it.

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on May 12, 2008
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how? how can nick cannon, a man i grew up watching on nickelodeon, be the husband of mariah carey? and did you see that tattoo? that’s why i love home. cuz my mom gets people magazine, and i don’t miss things like this.

bottom left. look at his tattoo! what!? WHAT!? it says “mariah” in huge, funny looking font! i still can’t buy it. it’s gotta be some kinda publicity stunt. and $2.5 on a wedding ring? what did i tell you about that celeb lifestyle i’m craving? slim thug said, “just pay me money out the anus, i won’t do no complainin’.” they definitely $#!tted nick cannon out some cash somewhere during his career for him to throw money around like that. i feel like if i knew nick, we’d be tight as thieves (my mom says that phrase, i’m jacking it.) though. i’m just saying.

new judah track!

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on May 12, 2008
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damn. i feel like all producers can rap really well, just not all of them decide to bring that pen out. new joint from one of DC’s most crucial producers. AND he blogs!? wow. check the man out on myspace and on his blog. and of course DL the track. immediately.

download: judah - me & al

i’m on mars.

Published
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modi
on May 12, 2008
in get me don't sh!t me and that's how i'm goin'
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that’s how i feel. another planet. nobody’s mind works like mine, i feel.

two glow in the dark tours in two days. and all i saw was kanye each time. AND a hurricane/tornado each day. good grief. and def jam will kill me cuz i wasn’t even able to throw flyers around to people @ virginia beach. oh boy. and by the way, DC is like 30 times cooler than VA beach. that’s why nobody stays there anymore. that’s also why all the best music comes from there. missy. clipse. the neptunes. timbo. because there isn’t a damn cool thing about that place. and everybody is slum. now i know what UVA people mean when they get unhappy about the 757 “locals” frequenting their parties.

i’m bout to sleep. work in the AM. a few things though:

- what ever happened to haley joel osment? do we realize how great he was in the sixth sense?

- is DMX ok? he is 37 going on 60. he looks older than my grandpa in his two (1, 2) recent mugshots, from this month. drugs, speeding, and michael vick’ing his dogs. dag, man. looks like 5-0 threw him around a little bit, too. i heard he went down like a G, though. if that means anything.

- how did anyone convince sacha baron cohen to make that naked wrestling scene in borat ?

- does anyone purchase anything hip-hop related besides tickets to shows? i doubt it. that’s why everybody has a clothing label, a book label, some type of label. i’m late, but i still realize it.

- is tabi bonney the flyest guy on the map or what?

and what happened to all the supa hair he had!? tabi, send me music! PLEASE! click on the pic to hear what he’s blessed the world with so far. and i feel like he’s wearing all his own clothes.

i realized earlier today that i want to live like a celeb. with a celeb status wifey, but like, in tune to the real world. like she doesn’t need high profile events to have a good time. she likes family and friends more. that’s how i feel j. lo is for some reason. when i live that life, i will purposely not respond to the texts i get from people i used to text who never responded when i needed them to.

i bet i don’t wear a suit unless it’s by choice, either.

good night.