
best caption gets a box of smack energy bars. yeah, that’s right. “tastes soooo good!” those bad boys. visit my sponsors on the right hand side while you think of the caption.
if it’s crucial enough, i’ll send you a box to your front door step. or mailbox. no BS. just make sure you put in your real e-mail address when you comment.












wiz khalifa - star power. best trunk music. ever.
the native soul - an evolution. it's $ulaiman of blind i. rapping!
christian rich - the decay mixtape [think electrorock meets hip hop and dates it for a bit.]
the paxtons - members only. chi-town/dc-bred dudes. nice rhymes, crazy beats.
evidence - the layover mixtape. this joint is CRAZY.
crucial mix by PFOP's lo. love songs and such!
if coldplay and jay-z made a album, it'd sound like this.
GLC - i ain't even yet: the mixtape. kanye's G.O.O.D. music artist's latest offering.
dandiggity's eclecticuts vol. 2. assortment of eclectic cuts. obviously.
dj klever - flashback. CRUCIAL mix of 80's jams that you've probably never heard before.
g*two - one man army. newest talent out the DMV. he's nice.
Roger Got Federered!
(in a Typical Chinese movie translated into English sorta way) ohhhhhhh Federer San got his balls handed to him. No homo!
“I won! What’s the prize? What? Tickets to see ‘Meet Dave’? Who’s in it? Eddie Murphy? Hustle Man? The ‘Soul Plane’ guy? WHAT THE F**************************************K!!!”
he just smashed somebody on the court viciously, vicariously and maliciously. he is actually askin who next BITCH?
Fred Smoot!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanx for the Smack Bar before the match!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Come on, I hate being constipated during a match!
nadal’s reaction after receiving the best fellatio of his life.
say ahhhhhhhh
open wide.now this will only hurt a little…
Serena you do it so well. Im bout to pop a vein. Here i come …AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!!
For the last time, I don’t look like KEVIN BACONNNNNNNN!
Okay, so thus far we’ve established that he’s definitely in the process of ejaculation. Evidence includes the closed eyes and primal scream emitting from his face-cave. He’s ostensibly tensing, or flexing, so it appears that he’s at the apex of his climax. Who is he skeet-skeeting on? It could be Federer, or it could be Federer’s last 5 Wimbledon trophies… I’m going with the latter. I hate Rafael Nadal but he’s a damn good athlete. I wish him and his family ill health.
.. Not exactly a caption, but take it for what you will.
i dont really have a caption either- all i can think of when i see this photo is sex. Mind blowing back to basics, tappin that ass with my racket, Im so glad I wore this headband so the sweat didnt get in my eyes, “primal” sex. Looks like he did the deed well… or at least well enough for himself
“stop pressurin’ me!!!” (to ppl sayin he couldn’t do it. and that’s from the MJ song if u didn’t get it..lol)
yo modi - i’m loving this blog and especially the fact that you are trying to caption a picture of rafael nadal. i can’t think of anything witty though b/c i’m too overwhelmed by his beauty…
I HAD TO LOST THIS MATCH AND TO TOP IT OFF, IM CONSTIPATED!!!!!!!!
he won the match though. come on, get with it.
*edit*
I LOST THE MATCH AND TO TOP IT OFF, IM CONSTIPATED!!!!!!!
(best by far)
but…he won.
Well…
I though I told you, IM RICK JAMES BITCH!!!!!