Great post…but im still afraid of the man…who knows when he can snap…at least with kimbo slice you can get a decent conversation from him about MIA-YO. Kimbo in his prime against mike in his prime…who will win? Im going with Mikey…I’m Mikey, I Rock
“I wish you had some children so i can kick them! and stomp on their testicles” lmao.and “Im gettin robbed of most my money can i atleast get a blowjob?!?!?” that nigga there gotta there man… lmao!
“One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard.”
Iron Mike Tyson is the epitome of what happens to people (and unfortunately the majority of ignorant “b” men athletes) when they have all the money in the world and then are BAMBOOZELED AND LOOSE IT ALL, INCLUDING HIS MIND!!!! All I have to say is DAAAAAMMMMNNNNN WHAT A _ _ _ _ _ (you fill it in)
did you talk out of turn?i don’t usually do interviews with women unless we fornicate.So you shouldn’t talk…………..unless…………You Know.(this man is a G, I’ll put 10 that he smashed that night)
hahahahahahaha
how can you pick? the intro clip in its entirety is terrific… and “lennox lewis… im comin for you…” lol
he said, “can i a least get a blowjob?”
definitely the scariest cat to ever walk the earth. im surprised he did not eat his former wife, robin givens, when he had the chance. quck story: Whhen i was like 11 i was watching a tyson fight with my dad. it was the first payperview fight my dad had ever bought. we were madd hyped for the fight. he was going to fight this white cat who was supposed to be nice, and it was supposed to be a good fight. bell rings. about 18.3 seconds into the fight, iron mike is WOMPIN on this cat and the dudes PARENTS run into the ring to stop the fight, fearing for their son’s life…his parents. my pops cursed out loud because he felt he had wasted money on the fight, and at 11 years old i was simply left in awe, and still am. Praise be to allah!
“I cant wait till the 28th… Im going to make you my girlfriend” ….. dude is bananass. I also love the “praise be to allah” rant …halarious.
Great post…but im still afraid of the man…who knows when he can snap…at least with kimbo slice you can get a decent conversation from him about MIA-YO. Kimbo in his prime against mike in his prime…who will win? Im going with Mikey…I’m Mikey, I Rock
“I wish you had some children so i can kick them! and stomp on their testicles” lmao.and “Im gettin robbed of most my money can i atleast get a blowjob?!?!?” that nigga there gotta there man… lmao!
“One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard.”
http://kjkolb.tripod.com/homepage/miketysonquotes.html
Iron Mike Tyson is the epitome of what happens to people (and unfortunately the majority of ignorant “b” men athletes) when they have all the money in the world and then are BAMBOOZELED AND LOOSE IT ALL, INCLUDING HIS MIND!!!! All I have to say is DAAAAAMMMMNNNNN WHAT A _ _ _ _ _ (you fill it in)
did you talk out of turn?i don’t usually do interviews with women unless we fornicate.So you shouldn’t talk…………..unless…………You Know.(this man is a G, I’ll put 10 that he smashed that night)
“i’ll eat your asshole alive.”
“I’m gonna fuck you till you love me FAGGOT!”
“I’m gonna fuck you in the ass in front of everybody”. “I’m 36 turning 36″
LOLOLOLOL this is THE BEST THING EVER SEEN ON THIS BLOG! OR ANY BLOG FOR THAT MATTER. LOLOLOLOLOL he’s FUCKING INSANE!
hahahahahahaha
how can you pick? the intro clip in its entirety is terrific… and “lennox lewis… im comin for you…” lol
he said, “can i a least get a blowjob?”
he is the reason white people hate black people, i’m fairly sure. either him or t-pain.
definitely the scariest cat to ever walk the earth. im surprised he did not eat his former wife, robin givens, when he had the chance. quck story: Whhen i was like 11 i was watching a tyson fight with my dad. it was the first payperview fight my dad had ever bought. we were madd hyped for the fight. he was going to fight this white cat who was supposed to be nice, and it was supposed to be a good fight. bell rings. about 18.3 seconds into the fight, iron mike is WOMPIN on this cat and the dudes PARENTS run into the ring to stop the fight, fearing for their son’s life…his parents. my pops cursed out loud because he felt he had wasted money on the fight, and at 11 years old i was simply left in awe, and still am. Praise be to allah!
LOL
i love this guy!!!
“Sit Down”
The dude is the epitomy of infamous. People love him, love to hate him, and love to watch him say the most outrageous shit. He’s one of the greatest.
never will i ever get tired of this joint.
Reporter: “Have a good fight Mike”
Tyson: “FUCK OFF”
lmao