steve jobs figures that when school starts, a new version of the ipod should drop. i’m with it. my man moe told me that the new joints are being revealed september 9th, and after doing my research, i can confirm this power move is indeed the truth.
so far, there’s no juicy info on the bad boy. no pics, no specs, nothing like that. read more on the new iPods here. don’t say i didn’t tell you first. i’ll update as info gets leaked.
oh, and i just put my old joint on eBay. it’s about time i re-up for the new semester, anyway.
if people are still talking about apple vs. the berry, the iPhone wins, guys. the AT&T guys at the mall by my house claim that the blackberry bold doesn’t come out until like november, at the earliest. some nonsense like that. it seems that the device is having trouble on that 3G network that everybody’s been hyping for the past year, and RIM, the company who makes blackberry, wants to make sure everything is kosher before they bring that bad boy out.
i think i may need to switch things up. no keyboard may just kill me though. i have no phone service, so i need to change providers, but i feel like i gotta upgrade if i make the AT&T switch.
after coming out of the greatest movie of all time, i began to wonder how bruce wayne was always suited and booted with cooler gadgets than that inspector guy.
well, know i know. check this crucial wired in-depth look at the goods in the batcave here, like that supercycle you see above. that’s how to throw money around, i tell ya.
goodbye, t-mobile. wzup, AT&T. that’s what this bberry bold will be coming out on, and that’s what i need in my life. ASAPital. august 15th is the day of resolution.
squeezed fresh (all hetero) from the guys over @ real mango juice.
editor’s note: great post that got buried in the riff raff. before you read, press play. then proceed.
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the 18-30 demographic contains a rack of huge, die-hard supporters of the internet, especially social networking sites such as facebook and myspace. it’s a way to get their self-esteem from limbo pole low to kanye-esque with virtually no work at all.
i’ll tell you how you do it.
1.upload the most crucial picture you have. pictures say 1,000 words. really, they do. because everybody has that one celebrity status joint. the one where you were popping bottles at the club, and your gear still had tags on from when you purchased it all earlier in the evening. damn, your shape up is so fresh, it’s geometrically flawless. nobody has to know that you’re friends the promoter, and you had to hassle him to even make standing room for you at his table at which you know nobody. and that grey goose and moet was quickly snatched from each paw of yours immediately after the picture was taken. and that was the first hair cut you’ve gotten in a month, and you’re now broke because of it. oh, and that gear? you’re taking it back to the mall tomorrow. that’s why the tags are still on it. but still, though. upload it.
2. hop in any photo opportunity with a bad breezy or two. (and vice versa for the ladies.) remember when you beat TMNT: turtles in time by yourself, but when you told your neighbors they didn’t believe you? that’s because it’s all about evidence, like CSI. you NEED to show the vast social media networks that you know some attractive people! superficial!? of course! but you know that ugly girl stays with her sexy friend in every one of her facebook pictures. you can even go all out and throw a really good one on your “big photo” so everybody sees it.
3. always have a wall, or similar application that people can leave their mark. except for my man kyle miller, everyone should have a wall. otherwise, everyone will think you’re emo. you don’t want that.
4. element of surprise/mystery is key. this goes for everything. wall posts? short, curt posts are the best. you gotta keep people guessing! RSVP for facebook events with a “maybe,” regardless of the situation. don’t create too many photo albums. it’s just not good taste. that’s why we have picasa and iPhoto. keep that stuff for the archives. let people tag you up like the subways in harlem. phone number!? no way. screen name!? nope. make people work for that shit like she made shy guy work for the digits on the train. the element of mystery it’s essential.
5. throw up a third-party application that rocks. entourage…honesty box…etc. these things typically suck, but there’s a few ones that the cool people have cherished. i heard bumper stickers is the hottest thing out right now. so maybe you need that on your profile so people can co-sign you as the coolest.
i feel like that’s a good way to get started if you want to become the man/woman on facebook.
happy july 4th. i got hate texts for that roster post. and i’ve edited this charles hamilton post like 30 times.
whatever. get the charles hamilton mixtape on the right hand side of the blog. it’s the one with sonic the hedgehog on the cover. he has another joint out with like all the same songs except a few. so at the end of this post, collect those. meaning you get one mixtape, and then some loosies. thank me later.
charles hamilton > everyone but the elite. and don’t play like you don’t know who belongs in the elite. he’s coming for those spots very soon, too.
charles. 20 years old, harlem-bred, once homeless, and rhyme extraordinaire. he could probably rap in his sleep. herfection put me on with this 8 minute freestyle. he basically just woke up, hit the green lantern satellite radio show, and goes. and goes. and then goes some more. like 5 different beats. off the top. watch:
and i was told there’s a part two, which totals him spitting for around 20, 25 minutes. you gotta go find that one for yourself. two youtube videos posted back to back is one of the worst things a blogger can do.
good grief. like i said, get the mixtape on the right hand side. and i’m throwing you one bonus that should have been on the joint, too. exclusives, young. kinda. he didn’t give them to me or anything. but i got it though.
listen to where’s my f***ing genesis?
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yerp. and the update? he’s signed to star trak. i had no idea. welcome to the family though. good work, skateboard.my bad. rumors, rumor, rumors. his people hollered at me and shot down that rumor like duck hunter on NES. anyway, best cut off the mixtape right now is my wonderful pink polo. DL the joint to hear it. he remixed that kanye - i wonder cut, and did it justice. also, the smoking section just dropped an interview with him. check it out.
and one more thing.
him vs. kanye vs. game. how he got his shine in the first place.
i’m making a power move back to the bean for a brief stint with boston george and a few classes. kinda like this guy:
you gotta play this song before you read all of this stuff. i like giving people theme music so you can see how i picture things. please.
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shout out to everybody who made that last two months back home crucial. and shout out to tahir who says he checks the blog regularly, ha. and shout out to everybody who threw a party or a get together, because they were all vicious. shout out to nas vegas for the constant scoops and whip appeal. shout out to lenny for introducing me to beautiful howard women. shout out to mr. goode for just being the ultimate power mover and never loafing. shout out to cori for the gold’s gym connect, even though i’m fairly sure she’ll never read this. shout out to mr. freddie brown for running the city. and everybody else who was around and i kicked it with. yeah, i just gave some shout outs like the liner notes of an album.
whoever’s in boston, hit me up. i’ll be posted up like a mailbox in the dorms. jobless, whipless, girl-less. that means no real power moves, no dates, no new purchases or pick ups, and no late night excursions. just some A’s on the summer transcript. basically, in some woeful circumstances. and i’ll still be updating the joint on the regular.
oh, and someone let me know what the move is 4th of july.
he said/she said.
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