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where is lil zane?

Published
by
modi
on October 2, 2008
in that's some bamma $#!t
. 13 Comments

what happened to lil’ zane ? last i heard, he was the captain of his mcdoanld’s late night shift. but that’s just spectulation. haven’t seen ol’ boy since he was trying to get at raven-symoné aka oprah jr. in dr. dolittle 2.

112 made him famous overnight with this song . jam it below.

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eli porter vs. envy - freestyle battle [re-up] .

Published
by
modi
on July 23, 2008
in audio/video, oh boy. and that's some bamma $#!t
. 9 Comments

quality youtube videos are lacking in the ‘08. so i had to bring this back to life. plus, ricardo said he needed it in his life…with commentary. so here you guys go.

4 and a half minutes broken down:

0:10: “ey dea. it’s me again. ya boy marv-o.” his swagger is incredible. he ever so slightly rocks from side to side.
0:26: the introduction of the peanut gallery. my favorite is “steven jackson, action jackson.” but do you all see marv-o’s arms up on his homie in the middle!? he’s just maxing and relaxing. but it is still ridiculous. so
0:33: “y’all already know the rules, so we ain’t gon’ waste no time on that.” that’s what marv-o just said, right? then he proceeds to tell us the rules. he can’t make up his mind!
0:59: eli is hyped. but he’s not even about to rap. but he still pumps both of his arms like he’s about to bless the beat. good grief.

do i even need to say how classic envy’s flow is?

1:10 and 1:14: this is where it gets intense. envy calls eli a cripple. TWICE! and eli’s cool with it!
1:37: envy’s haircut is similar to boosie. but just like 30 times worse. find him a barber, immediately.
2:03: marv-o’s boo (yea, the dude he felt up 26 seconds deep in the video) gives a ridiculous pose. like, a “check me out, check my swag, i’m the man” type joint. but it’s so weak, and the camera doesn’t cut away. so he just looks extra lame.
2:10: envy is confused as to how eli curses twice and is still able to rap. marv-o tells us that any cursing will get you disqualified instantly.
2:17: eli has realized his dilemma and promptly stops flowing. i don’t think i’ve seen anyone this nervous. the music even stops at 2:26, and eli has to think of something, quick. oh boy.
2:48: eli gets right back at it, with a series of “yeaa” noises like a gucci mane or a jeezy impression. i won’t even tell you how good each of his lines are, just listen to it.
3:36: eli curses again, and is so hyped. they end the competition right there, and put a heart-shape over eli. why? i don’t even know. good grief.

oh boy.

you shoulda kept things one hunnit, ricky ross.

Published
by
modi
on July 22, 2008
in audio/video, beef, that's some bamma $#!t, tomfoolery and wait. what!?
. 26 Comments

bun b, tell ‘em what the drill is, mayne. hol’ up…

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rawrse the boss should have kept things 100.

yeah, that’s right. the mia-o’s most charismatic fat man besides dj khaled has been rocked. his career is essentially all but over.

what happened? well, fellow miami resident and OG rapper trick daddy called rick ross out, alleging that he worked in law enforcement as a correctional officer aka prison guard. AKA he is a fraud, a fake, a hoax. because no drug slinging rapper should have ever dabbled their hands in law enforcement! don’t ask me how trick daddy came up with the facts, but here was rawrse’s response:

wow. looking a bit nervous there, ricky. i gave him the benefit of the doubt, until i came across this…

ricky ross the boss. at work.

damn. william roberts? if this is for real, i smell the end of the boss’ reign. shoulda just come clean early and did some damage control. when the smoking gun is talking about matching up your social security ID with the man in that picture, you’re pretty much screwed. i’m just saying though. he shoulda kept it one hunnit.

take a page out of a legend’s book, and grab that track you hear on the top of the page.

download: bun b - keep it 100

say no to deep v necks.

Published
by
modi
on July 10, 2008
in that's some bamma $#!t
. 45 Comments

mr. nas vegas: i just got some deep v necks whodi
modi: naaaaaaaaaah
modi: i just $#!tted all over this sucker who had one on today, slim. terrible move.

i’ve never been so disappointed when receiving an IM. deep v necks? geesh. what a horrible idea. i apologize for scarring your computer screen with this monstrosity of a t-shirt.

i hope this prompts mr. nas vegas to create an ambitious rebuttal campaign to my vicious smear tactics. only time will tell.

furious.

Published
by
modi
on May 19, 2008
in oh boy., that's how i'm goin' and that's some bamma $#!t
. 3 Comments

how they bout to change the #5 breakfast meal from:

a sausage mcbiscuit…

…to a chicken mcbiscuit?

what the hell is a chicken mcbiscuit, anyway?

i’m blown. this ain’t a jeezy song…mcdonald’s can’t just swap it out. they bumped that beloved sausage burger joint to the dollar menu, but it’s no longer a certified meal. i don’t want egg or cheese in mine…i just want sausage! good grief. is it just maryland, or is this a national power move? and why did mcdonald’s change breakfast time!? nobody likes the new time, not even adam sandler.