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get your obama action figures.

more obama blaxploitation, but i like it. get more obama gear here. illseed put me on.

jay smooth talks ludacris’ obama song.

after i saw jay smooth leave a comment on the blog, i figured he deserves more love. here, he voices his opinion on ludacris’ obama-inspired track that left everybody scratching their heads. and not in a good way! word on the street is, even obama has distanced himself from luda. goodness.

well spoken, jay. here’s the track for those who haven’t heard it:

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download: ludacris - politics as usual

i feel like hip hop supporting barack is only the power move when everybody’s on the same page. positive, uplifiting music, like that celebrity-studded will.i.am video, works. DMX proudly stating he has no idea who barack obama is and thinks his name sounds ridiculous does not. some PR firms need to quickly run to the aid of both luda and obama, so mccain can’t use it as fuel for his campaign.

you shoulda kept things one hunnit, ricky ross.

bun b, tell ‘em what the drill is, mayne. hol’ up…

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rawrse the boss should have kept things 100.

yeah, that’s right. the mia-o’s most charismatic fat man besides dj khaled has been rocked. his career is essentially all but over.

what happened? well, fellow miami resident and OG rapper trick daddy called rick ross out, alleging that he worked in law enforcement as a correctional officer aka prison guard. AKA he is a fraud, a fake, a hoax. because no drug slinging rapper should have ever dabbled their hands in law enforcement! don’t ask me how trick daddy came up with the facts, but here was rawrse’s response:

wow. looking a bit nervous there, ricky. i gave him the benefit of the doubt, until i came across this…

ricky ross the boss. at work.

damn. william roberts? if this is for real, i smell the end of the boss’ reign. shoulda just come clean early and did some damage control. when the smoking gun is talking about matching up your social security ID with the man in that picture, you’re pretty much screwed. i’m just saying though. he shoulda kept it one hunnit.

take a page out of a legend’s book, and grab that track you hear on the top of the page.

download: bun b - keep it 100

dave chappelle - baltimore/jersey club slam.

not really. but PFOP put me on to a new side dave chappelle. talking jibberish, stomping his sheep feet, and still funnier than any comedian out there. that’s why he is featured on that beautiful banner you see at the top of the site.

how great was that? have you seen chappelle move so swiftly? if somebody finds the mp3 of this bad boy, throw it my way. matter fact, share it with the world and post it in the comments.

download it: dave chappelle - baltimore/jersey club slam

more be kanye now.

incredible commercial. swaggerjacked mercilessly from the homies over @ kick the habit.

hear how they bump that n*e*r*d in the background? let’s get it.

download: n*e*r*d - truth or dare (feat. kelis & pusha t)

there you go.

jesse jackson: “i wanna cut [obama's] nuts off.” [updated w/ apology!]

yes, i really did just say that. devin, you a fool for this one.

we have caught jesse jackson coming out his mouth (RIP heath) sideways in remarks towards the honorable barack obama. he thinks the cameras are off, and he whispers to some news anchor these crazy words! this is actually a MUST SEE!



got’em. look at the helpless anchor. he was so perplexed. no idea what to do with his life at that moment.

5 o’clock update: this just in! average bro has hooked me up with the footage of rev. jesse jackson’s apology. sincere? you tell me!

how much is your car worth?

it doesn’t matter how much your car is worth. because this joint is worth much, much more. completely covered in 18k gold, this porsche 911 is so mean and obscene that i don’t even really know what to say about it. except for questions. like, if this were stolen, how would one profit? would you melt the gold
and then sell it? would you just sell the car?  somebody let me know.

prime example of filthy rich. in fact, the only person who could own this car is this guy. and as far as i know, he’s not even real.

completely swagger jacked from my man J.D. well, he doesn’t know he’s my man. but you know what i mean. more pics here.