Tag Archive for 'alicia keys'

food for thought.

i haven’t slept for almost an entire day. so why not throw a food for thought at y’all.

chris brown is too slick. and rihanna is bad. why is everybody making a big deal about catching them in public together? we already know they date, right!? and aren’t they so much flyer than nick and mariah? and do you think jay and beyonce are mad that they aren’t getting the paparazzi on them like they used to due to this new power couple?

skateboard p wearing vans? that’s crucial. for the first time since he started his own label, we see him in something other than some ice creams. lieutenant dan and i both agree that too many haters thought n*e*r*d was down  and out like 3 months ago. now they’ve just toured with kanye and have tracks leaking like lupe’s first album. i’m calling it now…they’ll go gold. and gold is the new platinum. belee’ dat.

she wins life. nobody is as sexy as ms. keys. how come we don’t know who she’s dating though? not even as much as a hint!? come on! somebody tell her to holler at me. immediately.